Non-LEGO Salvage: Spongebob Figures

These items were found in a bulk LEGO bin and want to find a new home where they'll fit into the right collection.

Details:

2 Spongebob figures. 

• 2009 Jaxx Figure. He's missing his fry cook hat.
• 2011 Soccer Figure. He's fairly flat. I believe it's a General Mills (cereal) prize?

These have not been cleaned and might need a light sponge bath (get it?).